HIS LONG WAIT
“Grandpa, how old are you?”
“I am eighty-seven years old, my little dear.”
“Then you were born eighty years before I was?”
“Yes, my little girl.’
“What a long time you had alone waiting for me!”
REASONABLE EXPLANATION
Customer – You charged me $14 for this one garment? I think that’s pretty high.
Tailor – Well, the bill, as I made it out at first, was for $13, but that is such an unlucky number I thought you’d rather pay a dollar more. (Chicago Tribune)
KINDNESS BROUGHT TEARS
Mother – Oh, you cruel boy! You are making your brother cry.
Algernon- No mummy; I’m not. I’m only sharing my cod liver oil with him, wat you said was so nice. (Washington Star)
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- Alabama Genealogy Notes Volume XI
Table of Contents
- Introduction
- CORDOVA HAPPENINGS, Walker County, Alabama 1920
- April 5, 1878 — School, Sheriff’s sale and tragic accident in the news in Ashville, Alabama
- AUBERRY NOTES from PERRY COUNTY, ALABAMA
- Transcribed from Huntsville Republican, August 5, 1817
- Blount County News-Dispatch, Blountsville, Alabama, March 19, 1879
- BRANDED SLAVE IN SUMTER COUNTY, ALABAMA, 1836
- CIVIL WAR SOLDIERS BURIED IN RANDOLPH COUNTY, ALABAMA
